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bevsi:

modern disneys 


caillien:

I was losing Cards Against Humanity until I played the TFIOS combo (Make A Wish Foundation on ‘How did I lose my virginity?’). My roommates declared me instant winner for being a horrible person.

posted 5 hours ago via caillien with 1 note


somethinginger:


If you’re ever bored just faceswap yourself with The Great Gatsby. 10/10 would recomennd

somethinginger:

If you’re ever bored just faceswap yourself with The Great Gatsby. 10/10 would recomennd


allabitofablur:

superwhoavengelockandme:

superwhoavengelockandme:

#i feel this is a good representation of a period

It’s back

you can represent any female issue with a Dean gif

can’t get your make-up to look right

get a text from the guy you like and it’s an unexpected dick pic

finding the perfect food to satisfy period cravings



sherlock-a-khan:

johnwatsonismyspiritanimal:

Here’s your gun, dear. 

Oh thanks, sweetheart. 

Sherlock with a gun is such a fucking turn on. 



letssucksnowandfairydust:

aaronasaurusrex:

iknowyougiggled:


COME BACK I JUST WANT TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTERS DEATH
IM FROM THE FBI
THE FBI

jared stop bothering those people



omf i nearly forgot about how big those things are

letssucksnowandfairydust:

aaronasaurusrex:

iknowyougiggled:

COME BACK I JUST WANT TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTERS DEATH

IM FROM THE FBI

THE FBI

jared stop bothering those people

image

omf i nearly forgot about how big those things are


pyrrhicvictoria:

heroin addict? no, heroine addict. please give me more leading ladies i need them to survive


mayefromtheshire:

cumber-kitty:

I was trying to remember why this picture of this cat looked so familiar

image

then I realised

John Catson


ibeggedformercytwice:

George, what even?!

ibeggedformercytwice:

George, what even?!


chibiknightcrossing:

mindcrossing:

chibiknightcrossing:

an underwater animal crossing where you play as a mermaid/man who makes gardens out of coral and anemones and make friends with fish and octopus aND SHARKS

I’m sorry it’s rushed but-

image

coral trees, cave houses, and SEAL VILLAGERS

YOOOOOOOOOO


thedandmom:

Cute little pokemon paint i did up real quick. 

thedandmom:

Cute little pokemon paint i did up real quick. 


  • Isaac: Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. But we forgive him. We forgive him not because he had a heart as figuratively good as his literal one sucked, or because he knew more about how to hold a cigarette than any nonsmoker in history, or because he got eighteen years when he should've gotten more.
  • Augustus Waters: Seventeen.
  • Isaac: I'm assuming you've got some time, you interupting bastard.
  • Isaac: I'm telling you, Augustus Waters talked so much that he'd interupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.
  • Issac: But I will say this: When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him.